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December 10th, 2012

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02:41 pm - A workplace slice of life.
Person #1: "At least things should calm down over Christmas."

Person #2: "Before then. After all, the world's going to end on the 21st."

Person #1: "Again? ... Wait, if the world's ending on the 21st, why are we still here at work?"

Manager: "Because today's only the 10th!"

(Shortly later)

Manager: "Look, if the world ends on the 21st you can stay home."

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Date:December 10th, 2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
It is company policy that anyone found looting the store in the event of the end of the world may be fired without prior warning.
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Date:December 11th, 2012 12:12 am (UTC)
Set Person #2 on fire.
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Date:December 11th, 2012 12:31 am (UTC)
Person #2 was quite blatantly joking. It's okay.
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Date:December 11th, 2012 04:57 am (UTC)
Admit it, you just don't want to get set on fire.
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Date:December 12th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
I would have taken his position, but he beat me to it.

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