In other news, water is wet and other galaxies are unfeasibly far to walk to.
My only comment on the "geeks, unbathed and stinking of desperation, really want to touch breasts and you're a bad person if you don't let them touch yours, you senseless subhuman breast-carrier unperson" issue is taken, directly, from the Head Loser himself.

"Unfortunately, I can't decry the process of "asking repeatedly," mainly because it's the only stimuli a lot of women respond to. Frankly, I think any woman who has to be begged fifteen times before she eventually accepts should be drug into the back alleyways and beaten, because her rampant need for a string of pleadings trains the wrong sort of men that no doesn't mean no. "

Come ON, people. The dude's the archetypical convention-goer. He's a Nice Guy(tm), just ask him and he'll tell you all about it. He's a Fan(tm), with everything that implies.

Did any of you seriously expect better?

EDIT: Added more of the quote, for context. Without the context, it could be (and was, at least once) read as "Women should be badgered because that's the only way some of them will say yes, and that's silly. Women who say no more than once should be raped", instead of the more accurate "Women should be badgered because that's the only way some of them will say yes, and that's silly. That attitude causes rapists, and so women with that attitude should be made to stop. Because men won't understand."

The attitude is still repugnant, but the repugnant message is clearer.