ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. - April 6th, 2006
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08:32 am
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Thursday is the new Wednesday.
Duke University Equestrian Team Hoping To Avoid Investigation Into Their Sex Scandal
Mere weeks after members of their university's lacrosse team were accused of sexually assaulting exotic dancers, ranking Duke polo and equestrian team members are downplaying rumors that they repeatedly engaged in acts of exotic sexual misconduct during the infamously out-of-control parties held at the team's off-campus barn.
"We've done nothing wrong, veterinarians will find no evidence—DNA or otherwise—showing that horses have been assaulted, and of course no charges have been filed," said senior Nat Hennerty, captain of Duke's equestrian squad and a two-time Most Valuable Rider, in a prepared statement to the press Tuesday. "I urge the media, the alumni, and the people of the community to remember that we at Duke are an elite university and disregard any obvious hearsay."
"Especially anything regarding suspicious bruises or abrasions suffered by the men of the team, allegations that certain horses have not been cantering normally as of late, or photos supposedly showing Duke student-athletes wearing nothing but English riding boots and engaged in sexual congress with tranquilized horses while whipping them with riding crops," Hennerty added.
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09:04 am
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Canadians find yet another "missing link" fossil between fish and land-dwelling animals.
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10:02 am
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A huge pile of pictures and links!
UK man arrested, investigated for "terrorism" becuse he was signing along with The Clash's "London Calling".
Note his name. Want to bet I wouldn't have been looked at twice for doing the same thing?
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(Chicago, Village Market, LaGrange Rd & Homestead, LaGrange Park)
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Second DHS official this week arrested on child sexual abuse charges.
Related,
Did I say two DHS officials were child molesters? I meant three. Add Michael Burks to the list.
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(Negros is a province in the southern Phillipines.)
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Pit bull adopts kittens.
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10:03 am
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Bunny.
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12:35 pm
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Introducing The Quantum Sleeper!
"Our original concept was that if you pay $100,000+ for a product that you will hopefully never use...(i.e. a panic room)…why not get one that you can enjoy in the mean time (hence all the accessories). These accessories are primarily protection from stalkers, kidnappers and natural disasters."
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01:16 pm
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A PSA:
In Japan, never tell the nice little old man loitering in your shop to please buy the magazines he's reading or leave.
He may be armed, with a chainsaw.
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01:21 pm
[Link] | Libby testifies: Bush explicitly authorized and Cheney explicitly ordered the felonius exposure of a covert CIA agent.
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02:50 pm
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Jesus found (he was in a tree the whole time)
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