Crus de Agnus Dei con quilon menthae - March 29th, 2006
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07:10 am
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GOOD MORNING!
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08:41 am
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10:57 am
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I miss "Mother Goose And Grimm"
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11:37 am
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12:02 pm
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01:05 pm
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50 Yuan Note made of eggs.
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02:28 pm
[Link] | Ottawa drunk driver ruled not guilty after his use of the "Shania Twain Defense" - to wit, "Yes, your honour, I know I was drunk, and I know it is dangerous to drive drunk and that I would be punished for driving drunk, but it was okay because Shania Twain was helping me drive through telepathy."
The judge has ruled that he is not sane. And he's right, of course - everyone knows Shania only talks to ME.
Shania Twain, who apparently causes the "can't get her out of my head" effect often.
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03:43 pm
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05:26 pm
[Link] | Quoth ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) waterspyderWhen your dog, usually a Labrador Retriever, falls in the water, don't go in to rescue it. Inevitably you will drown and your dog will swim safely to shore and then think "Where did Bob go?" I have nothing to add to this.
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