The Weasel King ([info]theweaselking) wrote,
@ 2006-08-01 13:37:00
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[info]fengi
2006-08-01 06:34 pm UTC (link)
This explains who has been fencing hubcaps for bags of tasty garbage.

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[info]xliquid_dreamsx
2006-08-01 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Too cute! =)

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[info]eididdy
2006-08-01 07:11 pm UTC (link)
How long until someone turns this into an "Iz dis da intrawebs?" icon...?

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[info]toku666
2006-08-01 08:27 pm UTC (link)
I fucking hate raccoons. Hope there was heavy rain soon after.

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[info]winterkoninkje
2006-08-01 08:57 pm UTC (link)
But but they're so cute, and enormous, and too clever for their own good, and will eat anything, and growl constantly for communication. What's not to like?

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[info]toku666
2006-08-01 09:51 pm UTC (link)
You forgot "despicable carriers of vile diseases."

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[info]paoconnell
2006-08-02 01:11 am UTC (link)
Had one for a pet when that was still legal. They're extraordinarily bright, have a sense of humor, and are probably the smartest wild mammal in the United States. Assuming that humans aren't considered wild, of course.

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[info]toku666
2006-08-02 01:52 am UTC (link)
I've registered my opinion of that elsewhere.

They are EXTREMELY intelligent, and that is actually a large part of why I hate them so much.

I have no doubt in my mind they are the smartest wild mammal in the US, and I would posit they are the smartest in North America, unless there's something about moose I don't know.

Essentially, I feel like they're trying to supplant my place on the food chain.

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[info]winterkoninkje
2006-08-02 06:26 am UTC (link)
Oh but everyone's a carrier of vile diseases these days.

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[info]therayven
2006-08-02 08:08 am UTC (link)
Damnit, you beat me to the "children are more plentiful, vile, and you can't call an exterminator to come kill them when they're on your property" angle.

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[info]toku666
2006-08-02 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Last I checked, I'm not riddled with rabies, mange, or various digestive-tract parasites that are hazardous or fatal to pets and humans alike that may make the mistake of coming too close to "their" trash can, or, in my own personal case, "their" attic... which was in my house.

The real kicker is how extraordinarily unlikely it is for them to succumb to any of that due to their phenomenal physiology.

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[info]unnamed525
2006-08-01 09:05 pm UTC (link)
We see what you did there.

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[info]anton_p_nym
2006-08-01 10:38 pm UTC (link)
ATT-IC-A! ATT-IC-A! ATT-IC-A!

-- Steve really should knuckle down and watch that movie someday.

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