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Below are the 50 most recent journal entries recorded in
The Weasel King's LiveJournal:
| Friday, July 10th, 2009 | |
| 8:24 pm | Monday Morning Special Post! (You can feel free to leave this until then if you want. You meat-fascist.) A song for a Monday. |
| 1:58 pm | Headlines I never thought I'd be writing. What do Stephen Harper and PZ Myers have in common? Why, they both kidnapped, tortured, and murdered JESUS! And DIDN'T EAT HIM. Also: He did this at Roméo LeBlanc's funeral. Why did none of you tell me Roméo LeBlanc was dead? |
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| 1:51 pm | Guess The State! Killed a prostitute and need help hiding the body? Ask family. Specifically, your 11-year-old son. Poll #1427883 Guess The State! Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All Guess the state: |
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| Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 | |
| 9:53 am | Guess The State! "For some reason a woman was concealing not a weapon but a squirrel during a police interview." Poll #1426851 Guess The State! Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All Guess the state: |
| Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 | |
| 10:10 pm | |
| 10:06 pm | A Slice Of Life Me: "So, who's making dinner tonight?" ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} torrain: [stares wide-eyed like a deer in the headlights. Blinks mournfully.]Me: [Returns stare, yielding nothing] torrain: "...I gave you candy!"Me: "I TOOK your candy! It was mine by right of conquest!" She has, for the record, made peanut butter and ham sandwiches. I have no idea which of us actually won this one. |
| Monday, July 6th, 2009 | |
| 11:41 pm | Cthuga has seen the Mac Superbowl Ad. We're fucked.  lafnjack points out many other awesome possibilities, here, including "Alpha Centuri has probably already seen commercials for the Sid Meier game named after them, but they are not yet able to download it." |
| 11:01 pm | cavalorn is right. It IS time to post this once again. Not just not work-safe (non-sexual nudity), but also absolutely brilliant. |
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| Saturday, July 4th, 2009 | |
| 7:27 pm | BBC has the most fun of all the news networks. The Beeb gets a 13 year old to use a Sony Walkman for a week. As in, 1979's Sony Walkman. |
| 7:19 pm | Just for autopope Because I saw this and immediately thought of the contrast between his experiences with macs and mine. |
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| Friday, July 3rd, 2009 | |
| 11:49 pm | A Slice Of Life: TV Show: There is a murder victim! She is female, a Jane Doe, definitely a non-premeditated murder, found in the house of a reclusive genius. She has multiple sets of fake ID, all with the pictures cut out. The reclusive genius *is* a fake ID, and none of his prints are ANYWHERE in his house! There's only prints from the victim! Examining the victim's body show she had breast reduction and jawline surgery several years ago! Reclusive genius' employer says he always wore baggy clothes and turtlenecks! Checking out his financial records shows that every last penny he's made has gone into an account owned by one of the victim's aliases! And her fingerprints are all over his office at work and there are STILL none of his there! TV Show Cop: "Sounds like blackmail to me!" Me: "Oh, you are fucking kidding me." torrain: [muffled giggling]TV Show: Wow, we've got mash notes between Reclusive Genius and his secretary. Talking about how when they kissed that other night it was amazing! Secretary has no alibi, but can't possibly be involved because she's a super-devout ultra-conservative Christian, who we brought in while she was picketing an abortion clinic, and this is definitely a case of Reclusive Genius murdering Jane Doe. Wow, it's kind of weird that he'd start a relationship with Secretary given how little he's dealt with anyone at all since appearing on this scene. Me: ".... how do they not connect these dots?" torrain: [type type type giggle laugh type type type]TV Show Cop: "The more I learn about Reclusive Genius and our victim, the more they have in common!" Me: "YA THINK?" torrain: [laughs]Me: "Oh, come on. Main Character gets away with missing this because she's a fucking recently transplanted hick from rural Georgia, but everyone else on this show is a multi-year veteran of the LAPD!" torrain: [giggles, types madly on laptop, waits, cracks up again]Me: "You're liveblogging this, aren't you." torrain: "No, dear."jasmine_koran, via IM: "So, I hear you're yelling at the TV!"EDIT: TV Show: We've identified our Jane Doe! She's a lesbian, and, just like Reclusive Genius, she's changed her identity at least once before! She was a mad protestor who is wanted by the cops! Wow, what a wacky coincidence! We really need to find Reclusive Genius as soon as possible! Me: [bangs head on table repeatedly] torrain: "Are you going to be alright?"TV Show Cop #1: The gun used to shoot Our Victim is the same gun used by a crazed lesbian protestor who was never caught, in a previous crime! TV Show Cop #2: So, you think there's some kind of connection between that crime and Reclusive Genius? Me: "I need booze. Now." torrain: [cracks up]TV Show: Wow, just like Reclusive Genius, Jane Doe was an incredibly talented computer scientist! There are just tons of TOTALLY UNRELATED COINCIDENCES HERE! TV Show Secretary: "Perverts are unclean and should die. And I saw Reclusive Genius on the night of the murder. And I had *no idea*, at all, that he was living with and working with Our Victim. Never heard of her at all. Ever." TV Show Cops: "I'm sure that means nothing!" Me: [THUNK.] EDIT2: TV show Cop: "Have you managed to figure out how Reclusive Genius got his fingerprints off absolutely everything and only left Our Victim's instead?" Me: "GAAAAAAAAAAH." |
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| Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 | |
| 8:41 am | |
| Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 | |
| 8:20 pm | |
| 7:43 pm | |
| 7:26 pm | I'm bored. I'm going to keep posting until I get a satisfactory reaction. You know that, right? Reason #1 the Japanese will never corner the pornography market: They're DOING IT WRONG. NSFW. Although nowhere near a "don't click it". via endotoxin |
| 7:24 pm | |
| 7:06 pm | Friday Tradition, Part 2: Remember the metal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme? I've just found a punk version, too. I share because "shoot me now" is too much work. |
| 6:45 pm | Friday Tradition! Death-metal sensation Graveworm covers Bonnie Tyler! (It's death metal. Absolutely hilarious, but if you don't like death metal, you'll probably still hate it.) |
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| Monday, June 29th, 2009 | |
| 7:49 pm | |
| Sunday, June 28th, 2009 | |
| 11:14 am | |
| Saturday, June 27th, 2009 | |
| 9:44 am | |
| Friday, June 26th, 2009 | |
| 7:26 pm | |
| 6:25 pm | |
| 2:27 pm | Me: I'm fairly certain my iPod has become self-aware and is mocking me, again. It has just played a metal band called Bonded By Blood doing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT GOT THIS. pyroofone: A least it's not on a necrophilia kick this time.Me: That was my desktop. |
| Thursday, June 25th, 2009 | |
| 11:40 am | |
| 11:28 am | |
| Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 | |
| 4:28 pm | |
| Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 | |
| 10:12 pm | |
| 12:01 pm | |
| Monday, June 22nd, 2009 | |
| 9:19 pm | |
| 8:15 pm | |
| 1:42 pm | |
| 1:19 pm | |
| 12:06 pm | |
| Sunday, June 21st, 2009 | |
| 11:54 am | |
| Saturday, June 20th, 2009 | |
| 10:27 pm | |
| Friday, June 19th, 2009 | |
| 11:29 pm | |
| 11:24 pm | |
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