|Sunday, December 28th, 2014|
| No, movie people, I will NOT go see your movie about the robot oppressed by non-white people. You cast Those Racist Assholes Die Antwoord.
I mean, I probably wouldn't have gone to see it without them, it didn't look good. But then you cast the South African white supremacist homophobic band. As actors. Fuck you.
|Friday, December 26th, 2014|
|Tuesday, December 23rd, 2014|
|Monday, December 22nd, 2014|
|Saturday, December 20th, 2014|
|Friday, December 19th, 2014|
|Thursday, December 18th, 2014|
|JJ Abrams version!
"I [LENS FLARE] must stop [LENS FLARE] Christmas from [LENS FLARE, Inception Noise drowns out words] how?"
|Wednesday, December 17th, 2014|
|Friday, December 12th, 2014|
|Thursday, December 11th, 2014|
|Wednesday, December 10th, 2014|
|Fun with Comparative Religion
Scott Walker on Judaism:
Walker told Gimbel his office would be happy to display a menorah celebrating "The Eight Days of Chanukah" at the Milwaukee County Courthouse, and asked Gimbel to have a representative from Lubavitch of Wisconsin contact Walker's secretary, Dorothy Moore, to set it up.
The letter is signed, "Thank you again and Molotov."
|Tuesday, December 9th, 2014|
|Monday, December 8th, 2014|
|Sometimes I find the law hilarious.
Alwin v State Farm: A case that ruled that while yes, by the wording of the law, TECHNICALLY you're strictly liable for any injury your dog inflicts on another person, no that doesn't apply when the injury is caused by a person tripping over your unmoving dog.
|Saturday, December 6th, 2014|
"je me considère comme un érudit rationnel que seul la venu de la Faucheuse on amméné à posé des gestes extrèmistes."
|Wednesday, November 26th, 2014|
| Steam needs a "not just no but OH HELL NO. I would never pay money for anything by a GamerGater and also I'm willing to avoid spending money on Steam *simply because* you suggested something by a GamerGate idiot asshole" button.
I would push that button.
| Hey kadath! Do you still exist? Are you still around? Because I ran into an old thread with you and I miss you around here. You were awesome.
| Get thee behind me, steam sale.
|Tuesday, November 25th, 2014|
|Monday, November 24th, 2014|
|Saturday, November 22nd, 2014|
Originally posted by lafinjack at Pope-a-dope
The Vatican contains 4.54 living Popes per square kilometer, or .0454 Popes per hectare, or 11.76 Popes per square mile, or 0.018 Popes per acre, or 2 Popes per Acre. To include non-living Popes, multiply by anywhere from 69.5 to 70.5: 315.53-320.07 per square kilometer, or 3.155-3.2 per hectare, or 817.32-829.08 per square mile, or 1.251-1.269 per acre, or 139-141 per Acre.
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Bonus useless fact: The membership of useless_facts is closed, and the owner/maintainer hasn't posted since 2010. And yet, it's still a community that regularly gets new and informative (if useless) posts.
|Thursday, November 20th, 2014|
|Only in Canada.
We're so poilte, we'll finish your national anthem for you when you have technical difficulties.
(Warning: Do not try with Kazakhstan)
|Tuesday, November 18th, 2014|
|Monday, November 17th, 2014|
|How I spent my weekend, a short story in four commands.
Sat Dec 31 20:42:31 EST 2005
machine:~# /etc/init.d/ntp stop
Stopping NTP server: ntpd.
machine:~# ntpdate 22.214.171.124
15 Nov 12:12:48 ntpdate: step time server 126.96.36.199 offset 279991762.985766 sec
Sat Nov 15 12:13:19 EST 2014
(The weekend was all like that. But I am greatly amused by "offset 280 million seconds" being both MEASURED IN SECONDS and MEASURED OUT SIX FIGURES PAST THE DECIMAL.)
|Saturday, November 15th, 2014|
|Friday, November 14th, 2014|